NEW STATE MOTTOS...
Alabama:  At Least We're not Mississippi
Alaska:  11,623 Eskimos Can't be Wrong!
Arizona:   But It's a Dry Heat!
Arkansas:  Litterasy Ain't Everthing
California:  As Seen on TV
Colorado:  If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother
Connecticut:  Like Massachusetts, Only Dirtier and With Less Character
Delaware:  We Really Do Like the Chemicals in our Water
Florida:  Ask Us About Our Grandkids
Georgia:  We Put the "Fun" in Fundamentalist Extremism
Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death to Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)
Idaho:  More Than Just Potatoes... Well Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Are Real Good
Illinois:  Please Don't Pronounce the "S"
Indiana:  2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
Iowa:  We Do Amazing Things With Corn
Kansas:  First Of The Rectangle States
Kentucky:  Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
Louisiana:  We're Not All Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign
Maine:  We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster
Maryland: A Thinking Man's Delaware
Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets)
Michigan:   First Line of Defense From the Canadians
Minnesota:  10,000 Lakes and 10,000,000 Mosquitoes
Mississippi:  Come Feel Better About Your Own State
Missouri:  Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars at Work
Montana:  Land of the Big Sky, the Unabomber, Right-Wing Crazies, and Very Little Else
Nebraska:  Ask About Our State Motto Contest
Nevada: Whores and Poker!
New Hampshire:  Go Away and Leave Us Alone
New Jersey: You Want a ##$%##! Motto?  I Got Yer ##$%##!Motto Right Here!
New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent Pets
New York: You Have the Right to Remain Silent, You Have the Right to an Attorney . . .
North Carolina:  Tobacco is a Vegetable
North Dakota: We Really are One of the 50 States!
Ohio:  We Wish We Were In Michigan
Oklahoma:  Like the Play, Only No Singing
Oregon: Spotted Owl... It's What's For Dinner
Pennsylvania:  Cook With Coal
Rhode Island:   We're Not REALLY An Island
South Carolina: Remember the Civil War?  We Didn't Actually Surrender
South Dakota:  Closer Than North Dakota
Tennessee:  The Educashun State
Texas:  Si Hablo Ingles (Yes, I speak English)
Utah:  Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
Vermont:  Yep
Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs and Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
Washington: Help! We're Overrun By Nerds and Slackers!
Washington, D.C.:  Wanna Be Mayor?
West Virginia: One Big Happy Family-Really!
Wisconsin:  Come Cut Our Cheese
Wyoming: Wynot?